Hello brave vegetable lovers! If anyone is running around the frozen streets of San Francisco looking for the McSweeney's newspaper, the SF Panorama, it's been delayed a few hours (you can't rush wildly ambitious 3-lb. "newspapers"). So my shift on the corner at 24th St. and Sanchez is looking more like early afternoon. In the meantime, amuse yourself with this primly festive piece on decorative gourds from McSweeney's Internet Tendency.